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A Man With Bleeding Eyes Tried to Put Blood In My Mouth

I don’t know if you guys know this about me or not, but I’m a dad. Yes, I have four (count ’em out) four kiddos – with one being a little bitty baby of 6 months. I love my kids. Don’t get me wrong. But those little guys can say – and do – some supremely creepy sh*t.

And speaking of being domesticated these days. My wife got me into BoredPanda last year. It’s a fun site. Great way to kill all those worthless HOURS you would have spent sleeping. And speaking of which, I was up late last night – remember I’m the father of a 6-month-old – and I figured I’d “go see what was what with the Pandas”, which is something I never say.

And boy I was NOT expecting what I found: “People Share The Creepiest 30 Things Their Kids Said, And It Can Freak You Out.” Needless to say, it was f*cking perfect reading for 3:15 AM. But whatever, I’m a tough-ish guy. But some of these tweets chilled my chubby bones.

As you can see by the headline, my favorite involves a man with bleeding eyes and zero regard for the nightmares he induces. But that tweet is not all. Oh, no. Below you’ll find my top 5 picks.

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For all 30 creepy-ass tweets, head over to BoredPanda HERE. What’s the creepiest thing you’ve heard a kid say? Let us know in the comments below or on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram

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Written by Mike Sprague

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