Kat Von D Trooper Black Eyeliner Collection
Very few horror fanatics, regardless of gender, have ever gone without wearing heavy black eyeliner. This collection, then, is perfect for the eyeliner-obsessed in your life. Five, full-sized eyeliners, all the blackest of black, in a range of formulas with different applicators to achieve your perfect eyeliner look.
Black Skull Wallpaper
Black wallpaper. Flocked black skulls, piled up in an almost random pattern. What more do you need for your horror bedroom?
Absolute Black Dark Chocolate
This dark chocolate is so dark, it may as well be pure black. 100% cocoa means no sugar, no milk or cream, nothing but pure cocoa.
Lords of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of Satanic Metal Underground
Black metal has a dark history, and authors Michael Moynihan and Didrick Soderlind dive into it with this book. Part musical history, part true crime book, Lords of Chaos combines interviews and reporting to give a history of the Norwegian black metal scene.
Black Phillip Funko Toy
Inarguably the best part of director Robert Eggers’ puritanical horror film The Witch, Black Phillip the goat gets a toy rendition, thanks to Funko.
Black Christmas Collector’s Edition blu-ray
There’s not much else that is more appropriate for a Black Friday gift list than Black Christmas. This holiday horror classic (now the subject of not one, but two remakes) sees sorority girls who are stalked on Christmas. And this being a Shout Factory release, there are two discs of special features, including interviews, commentary tracks, and featurettes.
Death Wish Coffee
Do you like your coffee black as tar? Do you like a strong cup of coffee? Then Death Wish is for you. Using a special blend of beans (mainly from Peru and India), and a special dark roasting process, Death Wish is the strongest, most highly-caffeinated coffee in the world.
Black Garlic Vodka
Not only is this vodka black, it is distilled from garlic, which should keep you safe from vampires. Described as a “balanced, smooth English vodka,” it features licorice and caramel tones with a “gorgeous garlic kick.” Sounds like the perfect addition to any Bloody Mary.