HUMAN SANTAPEDE is the Best/Worst Ugly Christmas Sweater in History!
Josh Millican
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Someone is going on Santa’s Naughty List for certain!
Ugly Christmas sweaters have become as much a staple of the season and eggnog and gift-swaps, but the folks at Shinesty have taken the concept to grotesque extremes. Their Human Santapede design features rows of St. Nicks sewn together ass-to-mouth ala Tom Six’s infamous gross-out The Human Centipede! Give it a look-see below.
While the original Human Centipede (released in 2009) paled in comparison to Parts 2 and 3, the child-like diagram drawn by Dr. Heiter (Dieter Laser) has taken on a life of its own, appearing on t-shirts, decals, and even tattoos! These days, Six is working on The Onania Club (currently in post-production). The plot seems to center around a group of rich women who enjoy masturbating to images of the 9/11 attacks on New York.
You can give the trailer for the first Human Centipede movie below and order your own Human Santapede sweater from Shinesty, HERE. Just accept the fact that if you wear it, you’re definitely getting coal in your stocking on Christmas morning!
Synopsis:
Two pretty but ditsy American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany, they end up alone at night and when their car breaks down, they take shelter in an isolated villa. They wake in the morning to find themselves in a makeshift hospital along with a Japanese man. Here they meet a psychotic German surgeon whose life-long fantasy is to connect humans together via their gastric systems.
Are you a fan of The Human Centipede movies? What do you think of the Human Santapede ugly sweater from Shinesty? Sound off in the comments below or on Facebook, Twitter, and/or Instagram!
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