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Foywonder’s Best Horror Films of 2017



2017 is gonna go down as a banner year for horror cinema. There were a lot of great new horror films, a ton of really okay horror flicks, and hardly any bad ones at all. 2017 was such an amazing year for horror that two films of our beloved genre appear to be on their way to the Academy Awards. Of course I’m talking about Get Out, Jordan Peele’s racially charged melding of The Stepford Wives and The Thing with Two Heads, and Guillermo del Toro’s slash fin erotica 50 Shapes of Water.

Everyone has their own picks but this list is about my personal picks for the very best horror films of the year, and thanks to a last-minute amendment tacked onto the recently passed congressional tax bill, my list is now legally binding. Funny how that works out.

Without further ado, in no particular order, here are my top five horror movies of 2017…

Bye Bye ManThe Bye Bye Man

Imagine how much scarier Freddy Krueger would be if we were never given any indication as to who he is, where he came from, what he wants, or how to defeat him. Imagine how much scarier Freddy Krueger would be if rather than having to wait for you to fall asleep he could get you anytime, anywhere, any place, just so long as you speak a three-word combination (technically, two words twice) that any toddler saying goodbye to a stranger could unintentionally mutter conjuring forth murderous hell upon their day care center. Imagine no more! 2017 began with the year’s scariest movie and a new horror icon was born!

You know what truly makes Bye Bye Man awesome? He has his own train! How many well-respected horror icons have their own vehicle? None! Bye Bye Man has his own freakin’ train, folks! He doesn’t even ride on his train. He doesn’t take people captive on his train. He doesn’t even kill anyone with his train. Yeah, someone does get killed by a train in the movie but it’s not even his particular train that does it. That’s how awesome his train is. He doesn’t even need or use the damn thing. He just has a train. It’s always comin’. From where? To where? Who knows? Where are all the think pieces about Bye Bye Man’s choo-choo train?

The thing I love most about Bye Bye Man isn’t his train, or his never explained Franklin Mint commemorative coin, or even how easy it will be in the future for any lanky chemo patient with a hooded raincoat to dress up as him for Halloween. The thing that truly makes Bye Bye Man one of the year’s best is that he has his own pet: a skinless man-eating Hellraiser hound whose bark is worse than his Cenobite. No other movie slasher I can think of keeps a pet. You don’t see Leatherface running around with a dog wearing a muzzle sewn together from cat skins.

Jason’s been living in the woods for 40-years and he doesn’t even have so much as a snake or a squirrel to keep him company. Freddy exists in the realm of nightmares; he could dream up any creature he could ever want to keep as a pet and yet he chooses to live an afterlife of desperate isolation. All that has changed forever with the arrival of Bye Bye Man and Bark Bark Dog, and horrordom will never be the same!

Wish Upon

Yeah, I get that Get Out got all the praise as the social thriller of the year what with it being a movie so woke insomnia has accused it of culture appropriation. Meanwhile, Wish Upon got completely ignored despite being the most socially relevant horror movie about millennials to date. The young derp faced lead of Wish Upon hates her life because she’s not the richest, not the prettiest, not the most popular, doesn’t have the hottest boyfriend, and her daddy is so uncool: pretty much the ultimate millennial nightmare. Rather than actually work to change her situation (SPOILER ALERT), she’d rather rely on a magical music box to do it for her. Even though she knows in advance that after this box grants her five wishes it will then kill her, and even though she takes stock that every good wish that comes true for her causes very bad things to happen around her, she just keeps on wishing. She even tries wishing to undo other wishes gone wrong, only further exacerbating her problems. And in the end – surprise – she ends up dead. A sublime roasting of the we-can-do-anything-without-putting-in-any-effort-or-thinking-this-through attitude too many millennials exhibit. How is Get Out getting nominated for screenwriting awards while Wish Upon continues to get snubbed?

The Snowman

The year’s best horror comedy about a serial killer doused with gene-altering chemicals causing him to transform into a wise-cracking murderous snowman. Wait a minute. That was Jack Frost. That was made in 1997, not 2017. What the hell was The Snowman? Did I even see The Snowman? Eh, forget it. Never mind.

Friend RequestFriend Request

A surefire sign that a movie is succeeding is if it makes you want to do the thing you’re seeing on the screen. Like back in the 80’s when Top Gun and The Karate Kid made many moviegoers so stoked they immediately signed up for the Air Force and karate lessons. Now take a techno-thriller like Friend Request about a vengeful spirit stalking people through their various social media applications. As I sat alone in the theater on opening day, it wasn’t long before the movie had me wanting to take out my phone and check my email, text messages, see what’s going on my Twitter and Facebook, surf the web, etc. Not one motion picture I saw this year inspired me the way this film did to begin texting, tweeting, doing anything social media related on my tiny handheld screen, even as the movie continued to flicker on the larger screen before me. That’s saying something because I also saw Geostorm.

The Man Who Invented Christmas

Outstanding blend of psychological and Hammer-esque Gothic horror about a famous Victorian era author facing personal, professional, and financial woes, as well as being forever tormented by traumatic memories of his past childhood servitude, who suddenly finds himself haunted by unforgiving figments of his own imagination, including the specter of a decrepit old miser with an absolute disdain for all of humanity, completely overtaking every aspect of his life sending him spiraling into madness as they coerce him to write what will be the greatest ghost story of all time.

The Man Who Invented Christmas is this generation’s The Shining.

Amityville The AwakeningAmityville: The Awakening

It was free. After sitting on a shelf for years, this movie was finally released straight to Google Play for free. Sure, there were much better genre films this year like The Shape of Water, Split, Colossal, It, and Happy Death Day, but I had to pay to see those movies. I saw Amityville: The Awakening for free. Therefore, it is one of the best of 2017.

Honorable Mentions: Rings, Flatliners, Monster Trucks, The Mummy, The Dark Tower, The Emoji Movie, Boo! 2: A Madea Halloween

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Exclusive: Satanic Sacrifices Live on in This House of Salem Clip



Tomorrow marks the VOD release of Wild Eye Releasing’s House of Salem, which follows a group of thieves who end up protecting a young boy caught up in a Satanic ritual. If you wish to join them in venturing down a rabbit hole of sacrifice, murder, and demonic forces, we’ve got an exclusive clip that you can watch below.

Written and directed by James Crow, House of Salem stars Jessica Arterton, Jack Brett Anderson, and Liam Kelly.

A group of kidnappers become a child’s unlikely protectors after discovering they have unwittingly been set up to take part in a satanic ritual. As they begin to uncover the truth of the house they find themselves trapped, they must battle demonic forces and uncover a legacy of over a hundred years of murder in the name of the Devil.

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Hangman starring Al Pacino, Karl Urban, and Brittany Snow Blu-ray Specs



Three of my favorite actors out there right now are Al Pacino, Karl Urban, and Brittany Snow. So you can imagine my excitement when not only was it announced that the three of them were going to be starring in a film together, but said film was going to be a serial killer thriller.

The film is called Hangman and it is all set to hit Blu-ray, DVD, and digital on February 27. You can check out the cover art to the right and the special features, synopsis, and trailer below.

After looking through all of that make sure to let us know how excited you are to own Hangman on Blu-ray.

The film is directed by Johnny Martin based on a script by Michael Caissie, Charles Huttinger, and Phil Hawkins and stars Al Pacino, Karl Urban, Sarah Shahi, Brittany Snow, and Joe Anderson.

Hangman hits Blu-ray, DVD, and digital February 27.

Special features:

  • Al Pacino: Insight from a Hollywood Legend featurette
  • Hangman: In Their Own Words featurette



Decorated homicide detective Ray Archer (Al Pacino) and his partner, criminal profiler Will Ruiney, (Karl Urban) are tasked to catch one of the city’s notoriously vicious serial killers who is playing a twisted version of murder using the child’s game… HANGMAN, while crime journalist Christi Davies (Brittany Snow) reports on the crime spree, shadowing the detectives.

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Exclusive FredHeads Clip Shows How Horror Can Help Those Who Are Bullied



I’ve never hidden the fact that I was terribly bullied throughout elementary, middle, and much of high school. For some reason, I was “the kid” that was easy to pick on, to belittle, to break down day after day after day with words and violence. To this day, the effects of that bullying are still felt and I’ll never know why me or what I did to deserve it.

As with so many others that I’ve spoken with in our community, horror became a refuge, a safe place where I could watch the tormented become the tormentors, where I could see characters like myself become strong and fight back against those who delighted in terrorizing them. It was certainly cathartic but, perhaps all the more important, it was inspiring.

That’s why I believe the below clip from the upcoming documentary FredHeads, which follows the fanbase of the Wes Craven-created A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise, so important. It’s a story that not only speaks to me but one that I hope will speak with you. I only ask that you watch it with an open heart.

Written and directed by Paige Troxell, FredHeads features interviews with stars of the series Miko Hughes, Lisa Wilcox, Kelly Jo Minter, Tuesday Knight, Ricky Dean Logan, Andras Jones, and more.

For more info, you can check out the flick’s Indiegogo page or follow them on their Facebook page.

FredHeads’ central theme analyzes how being a fan can change your life. The filmmakers have been traveling the country to speak with enthusiasts of all types: passionate fanatics, lifelong aficionados, cosplayers, creators, artists, filmmakers, kids, and more.

The documentary also features insight from the stars and creatives of the Elm Street franchise, exploring the enduring legacy, cultural impact, and fan community. Interview subjects include Lisa Wilcox, Robert Kurtzman, Tuesday Night, Miko Hughes, Danny Hassel, Andras Jones, Toy Newkirk, Kelly Jo Minter, Ricky Dean Logan, and Mick Strawn, among others.

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