Act Now and Get a 2017 Horror Movie Calendar to Die For!

Steve Barton |

Dec 29, 2016

Now that we’re all done having our collective asses kicked by the year that was, it’s time to look ahead. And the fine folks over at The Meat Market have just the thing we need – a 2017 calendar that celebrates the glory daze of horror VHS artwork!

Calendar Description:
If you’re looking to kick off this New Year in an absolutely radical rewind-inclined way, you’ve come to the right place, man. LUNCHMEAT is proud to present HOME VIDEO HORRORS Vol. 1: a 12-month, full-color 2017 calendar paying tribute to a selection of the most spectacular slabs of analog horror ever to rest on video store shelves!

Featuring phenomenal photography from artist Jacky Lawrence (of Charming New Society), each month vibrantly celebrates a different video cover, thoughtfully set in a scene reflective of the film’s content!

The date grid for each month is also amped up with groovy celebration indications for an array of special days from National VCR Day to Potato Chip Day to Elvira’s Birthday! What’s more, there’s also a bunch of fun home-video-driven trivia peppered throughout the months! Dig it!

Celebrate the gory glory of VHS horror and VHSave the date all year long, Tapeheads!

Measures approx. 8.5 X 11 inches closed; 17 x 11 inches opened. Printed on high quality, full-color semi-gloss paper. LIMITED TO 50 PIECES.

The cost? Just $17.00! Be quick!