Comedian Bill Burr Reviews Orphan

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Who gives a shit that the movie came out in 2009?!? The following video is friggin’ hilarious, and it only makes us long for Bill Burr to review every movie ever made.

Jaume Collet-Serra’s film Orphan stars Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard, and Isabelle Fuhrman as a communist dwarf lunatic who sounds like Dracula. That’s right! Dracula!

Chew slowly, kids. This is the good stuff!

Thanks to DC reader Dave Kralik!

Synopsis:
A husband and wife who recently lost their baby adopt a nine year-old girl who is not nearly as innocent as she claims to be.

Orphan

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