Amityville Toilet Brings the Terror Straight to Your Anus


Although I love serious and straightforward horror movies, my true passion for the genre leans more towards the strange and unusual. So when someone launches a project for a flick called Amityville Toilet, I tend to get excited. Scratch that — very excited.

If I had tons of cash just gathering dust in a bank somewhere, I’d gladly fund projects like this all day long. Alas, I’m just a poor stooge with access to a website that allows me to spread the word. Depending on who you are, that’s either a blessing or a curse. I know where some of you fall on that matter.

Everything you really need to know about Amityville Toilet is right there in the title. Long story short: Someone ends up with a toilet from the original Amityville house, which, of course, is not a good thing. Bowel movements are about to get a hell of a lot more terrifying.

Amityville Toilet is the horrific story of a family remolding their home with more than they bargained for. For no logical reason at all, the toilet from the original Amityville house is installed in the Willson’s family bathroom. At first, it works like a charm; the family enjoys pooping into it daily. Then, without warning, the Evil of Amityville escapes through the pipes and into the anus of Tom Willson. Now under the control of Amityville’s evil, the Willson family must fight to survive and flush the demons back into the bowels of hell once and for all.

If, like myself, you strongly believe that premise borderlines on the realm of absolute genius, then swing by the official GoFundMe campaign and give them some cash. Immediately.


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