Burger King Unleashes its Most Hideous Creation
Steve Barton
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Hi. I have a weight problem. I’ve had it for years, but there are certain things even I just will not touch… Carl’s Jr.’s Most American Thickburger complete with a hot dog and potato chips on the bun. KFC’s Double Down, which for all intents and purposes should come with a defibrillator and a side order of paramedics. And now Burger King has tossed its hat… no, its crown into the ring with the Halloween Whopper.
This black-bunned, artery-clogging demon is said to be seasoned with A.1. Steak Sauce, which gives it its black hole of eternal fuck and torment appearance. You can’t fool us, King! We saw what you did in Sneak King… doling out heart attacks to helpless people just looking for some grub. You’re evil! EVIL!
https://youtu.be/LOVnlrVh22w
Should you want to indulge your inner sadist, the Halloween Whopper is available now, waiting to usher you off into the great beyond. Leave a note for your loved ones.
UPDATE: Dread Central reader Chris Gierowski took his life into his own hands and ordered one. Let’s just say it didn’t look the same in real life as it did on TV or in the glamour shot below. You’re a brave man, Chris.
@DreadCentral @UncleCreepy the presentation was a little scary. pic.twitter.com/OpGGeVdPmb
— Chris Gierowski (@tepall14) September 29, 2015
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