This Green Worm Is the Mayor of Nopeville – The Gasp Menagerie
Mr. Dark
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Ladies and gentlemen, we’d like to welcome you and thank you for taking the Nopetrain today. This is the Nopeville Express, taking you directly to downtown Nopeville with limited stops in Nopetown and Ahellnah City.
Folks, meet the mayor of Nopeville. Possibly the ultimate green jiggly pile of pure unadulterated nope in the entire world.
Brought to us by The Telegraph, I present to you… hell, I have no idea what it is. They say it might be something called a Ribbon Worm, even though those are usually found so deep in the sea that nobody is ever forced to gaze directly upon them and suffer the horrific after-effects that this much nope can bring the human mind.
But what the hell! We’re all mad here so let’s do this. Roll video.
https://youtu.be/GQcer6SaW3A
Yeah, so… that happened.
If you’re not somewhere staggering around in a haze repeating “nope” over and over again, you can continue reading for more Lovecraftian reality.
They’re guessing this is a Ribbon Worm, and that thing would be its tongue. It doesn’t really resemble other Ribbon Worm footage, though, and I’ll warn you: If the green thing is the mayor of Nopeville, these bastards are on the city council.
That’s it. I’m done. I’m all noped out. I’m going to look at something less disturbing, like Uncle Creepy getting his birthday spankings, naked. Yes, I know; I’ve tried to tell him that just because it’s called his “birthday suit,” that doesn’t mean he has to go naked on his birthday, but he just giggles and makes funny shapes out of his scrotum like that Australian stage show.
On second thought, maybe I’ll watch the worms again.
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