Six Reasons Why Jason Lives Is Friday the 13th’s Best
Landon Evanson
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5 — HOCKEY FOR IDIOTS
Everyone’s favorite momma’s boy discovered his beloved goaltender’s mask at the expense of Shelly and celebrated by harpooning Vera before embarking on an eight-picture splat-fest. That was until Derek Mears set the fashion world on its ear by proclaiming that burlap was back.
That said, one need not be Canadian to understand that there’s more to the Great White North’s national pastime than hocks. Enter a trio of office executives fully immersed in a game of paintball at a team-building retreat for a lesson in Hockey 101. Scoring three goals in a single game is referred to as a hat trick at the rink. Dropping from a tree and relieving three heads from their respective shoulders like Daniel LaRusso hulking his way through blocks of ice was just awesome. And so Jason Voorhees.
