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January 18, 2017
Around these parts we’re huge fans of the TV series “A Haunting.” One of its spookier episodes was from Season…
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January 18, 2017
We’ve been talking about a possible Hellboy 3 for what seems like forever and the parties concerned have continuously gone…
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January 18, 2017
A pair of banners for Kong: Skull Island have arrived and they’re rocking the King front and center. Well, okay…
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January 18, 2017
Ready for a flick spiked with blasts of hallucinatory color, surreal shocks, and subversive comedy? Then the feature debut from…
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January 18, 2017
The trailer for the latest Netflix original movie, The Discovery, is here and it featured a stellar cast dealing with…
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January 18, 2017
Wow, two complete bullshit stories in one day! File this one under “ill-placed blame.” Variety is reporting that “The Walking…
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January 18, 2017
Who’s up for even more Resident Evil: The Final Chapter eye candy? You there! The one with your hand up!…
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January 18, 2017
Get ready to get spooked as Havenhurst opens on February 10 in Los Angeles, Phoenix, San Francisco, Kansas City, Houston,…
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January 18, 2017
Though only a few concrete details have been made available, Sony Pictures has secured a January 26, 2018, release date…
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January 18, 2017
If you’re an importer of UK DVD’s this story is a cautionary tale for you. Yes, sometimes movies are released…
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January 18, 2017
As a Godzilla fan I left Shin Godzilla (review) feeling kind of disappointed even though others on staff loved it.…
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January 18, 2017
Somewhere hidden deep within every film from the Resident Evil franchise… amidst all the chaos, slow mo, leather pants, and…