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The Christian Found Footage Horror Movie That Finally Proves Porn Is Anything But Harmless





They were just a loving Christian family until the wife discovered a box of porn in her husband’s closet. But lust won’t be the only evil that bin of sin sets loose in their happy home in the new Christian found footage horror flick Harmless.

Movieline has helped spread the gospel of Harmless, the Kickstarter-funded horror movie that combines everything you’ve come to love about found footage flicks with everything you also love about movies starring Kirk Cameron.

Harmless is a feature film shot in the popular found footage style. It’s the story about a husband and father and his battle with a box of porn that is found in the closet. Once opened, the box of porn begins to torment the family, much like a poltergeist. It’s sort of a social commentary on how pornography can destroy a family.

Pulses will pound. Bibles will thump. Harmless could prove to be the greatest movie of its ilk since C Me Dance. It's directed, edited, and filmed by Rich Praytor, who also stars along with Beverly Taylor, London Praytor, Caleb Taylor, and Angela Jefferies.

The film is still in production and judging by the artwork is slated for release sometime around Halloween, a holiday I have a feeling the filmmakers probably don’t approve of.

Here’s the trailer for Harmless, aka Pornographic Activity.

The Christian Found Footage Horror Movie That Finally Proves Porn is Anything But Harmless

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Shambling_in_Bandages's picture

A box of porn turns a Christian family into a bunch of wankers? Will we be able to spot when this happens, or will it be a bit like watching Jack Nicholson "going" crazy in 'The Shining'?


Submitted by Shambling_in_Ba... on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 11:53am.
Vanvance1's picture

One again found footage films offer up endless delights. Mix that with religious lunacy and you can't fail to create an offering that will change the world of films as we know it!

We're looking at more than an evolution (whoops, can't use that word in concert with Christinaity): This is a revolution sure to shake the rafters of Heaven and set Jesus to convulsive mastubation as he views the unadulterated brilliance of his flock on screen.

I expect nothing less than a reset of social norms and a swift change in society's values. After this film nothing will be the same!

Or it will just be ignored by most everyone except a few Christian nutters who get irritated they don't see the actual porn and surf the web for some instead.


Submitted by Vanvance1 on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 3:42am.
nazo's picture

It’s the story about a husband and father and his battle with a box of porn that is found in the closet. Once opened, the box of porn begins to torment the family, much like a poltergeist.

Is it just me, or do those two sentences sound like they could be part of a description of a porn parody of Hellraiser?

Also, since you brought it up, I await the crossover sequel, C Me Wank.


Submitted by nazo on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 10:47pm.
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Jon Condit's picture

I almost forgot about that stupid movie until I read your comment. Bravo and well played!


Submitted by Jon Condit on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 5:17am.
Terminal's picture

A box of porn? Does he have a betamax too?


Submitted by Terminal on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 10:24pm.
James Coker's picture

. . . wow the thing I hate (christianity) tries to do something I love (horror) dont know how to react to this


Submitted by James Coker on Fri, 05/04/2012 - 3:02pm.

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