Send Your Valentine–An Evil Clown? Sure, Why Not!
Josh Millican
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Horror fans, in general, have mixed feelings about Valentine’s Day. Sure, some of us are in passionate (and spooky) relationships like Gomez and Morticia Addams, but others would like to see the whole syrupy-sweet affair tossed into a meat grinder. If you’re s horror fan who dreams of bringing some screams to a day filled with chocolate and flowers, have we got a treat for you!
There’s a company out there willing to send out grams from creepy clowns! We caught the news on Yahoo!
“What started as a joke has resulted in booming business for the Turlock, Calif. branch of Ranch of Horror, a family-operated haunted attraction with parks also in Louisiana and Missouri. For the past six years, Halloween has predictably been the company’s bread and butter. Now its sinister-seeming clowns are giving Cupid a run for his money by delivering Valentine’s Day grams to unsuspecting lovebirds — and the orders are flooding in.”
Valentines’ Day grams from a Pennywise wannabe like Peddles, Blanco, and Tiny start at $18 with more expensive packages available for those willing to splurge. Deliveries can be made between Stockton and Fresno up until this Friday, February 14th. Call them to book a gram at 209-947-8999.
How would your special boo react to getting a Valentine’s gram from a creepy clown? Let us know in the comments below or on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram! You can also carry on the convo with me personally on Twitter @josh_millican.
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