KISS This Cow – Gene Simmons Has Bovine Lookalike!


On July 28th a calf was born born at a ranch in Kerville, Texas. This was no ordinary calf. It was born as rock music was playing. It was born to not only rock and roll all night… but also to party every day. It’s name? Genie. And it bears more than a little bit of resemblance to KISS guitarist Gene Simmons in full makeup.

The Hill County Visitor Facebook page sent the image of the calf you see below to Simmons via social media, and Simmons immediately shared it with his followers stating, “This is real, folks!!! Calf called Genie is born on Texas ranch and looks EXACTLY like Kiss rocker Gene Simmons!

Now the calf is a bona fide celebrity and has been spared a trip to the slaughterhouse in favor of making special appearances as a mascot for the local steakhouse… all while letting his tongue hang freely just like his human/demon counterpart!

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