Internet Nutjob Wants Us to Help Ban Halloween and Horror
Here at Dread Central we get lots of amusing e-mails, but this one may be our favorite of the year… if only for the opening sentence. Here it is unedited in its original form.
“Satan has an orgasm when you celebrate the holiday known as Halloween. You may think it’s the day where women dress as cute little bumblebees, show off a little titty, and then people watch a few horror movies; but it’s not. The true history starts 3000 years ago. On October 31st that year Satan disguised some of his demons as humans (costumes), had them decapitate the innocent (their heads were displayed in Hell like jack o’ lanterns afterwards), and then their souls were eaten (and Satan’s exact words were “Oh, baby. How sweet”) which is why we eat candy on that day. Don’t you get it? In these traditions we are the ones becoming the demons by imitating what they did on that horrific day. You horror fans have got to stop celebrating that day and never acknowledge it again. It’s a terrible thing. As a matter of fact, horror celebrates what the demons did to us but you still watch it. Ask yourself why. Please stop celebrating Halloween.”
Julian L.
Our response…
Categorized:News
