New Footwear Is Cthulhu Approved
Sometimes women go to great lengths to catch the eye of a man. To them I say this… you really don’t have to. Usually the fact that you’re a woman is enough for most of us. Especially if it means risking your lives to try to walk on the following death-trap of footwear.
Just think; in only three steps you, too, could end up in the hospital with several broken bones. Hell, depending where you fall, you may even end up cracking your skull wide open, thereby landing yourself in a coma and possibly dead. Ah, the price we pay for fashion.
Then again… given all the things that could possible go wrong while attempting to even stand in these things, it’s no wonder at all why the Old Ones approve! For more info click here.
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