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That’s right, kids! Below you’ll find the official Debra Morgan Fuck Count. The 20-minute long video, which spans from the pilot all the way to the series finale, would even make a sailor blush. Says Eyster, “I’ve done my best to compress each FUCK down to only the word or simply the phrase surrounding it. I was shocked to see how much time actually passed over 8 seasons when compressing all of them together. I was also surprised just how many times she managed to spew it out of her mouth.”
For those of you too lazy to sit through the video, Deb’s (Jennifer Carpenter) Fuck Count came in just shy of a grand at 996.
Check it out and remember the good times… before the era of lumberjack deadbeat dads.