Starring Rachel Nichols, Wes Bentley
Directed by Franck Khalfoun
Distributed by Summit Entertainment
Hoping to do for parking garages what Jaws did for the ocean, P2 was one of those little films that popped in under the radar, received decent critical praise, and promptly died a horrible death at the box office. I wish I could say it deserved better (R-rated non-remakes are scarce these days), but I have to be honest: Despite all the love, there is little that separates this film from the rest of its ilk.
Rachel Nichols’ breasts star as Angela, a corporate girl working in an office building that looks suspiciously like the Nakatomi Plaza from Die Hard. It’s also Christmas Eve, and she’s the last one to leave work. Finding her car kaput, Angela quickly realizes she’s in for a long night when obsessed security guard Thomas (Bentley) abducts her and keeps her trapped in the building’s parking structure. Thomas “just wants a friend.” Angela wants the hell out. A lot of chasing and breast bouncing ensues.
P2 is well shot and directed with several great bloody moments, and to the average viewer it will come off as a perfectly serviceable slice o’ suspense. But if you’re the least bit horror-savvy, this is the same old song and dance: Girl gets stalked. Minor characters die. Girl gets tough and turns the tables. That’s about it. The filmmakers (the same team behind the stylish Hills Have Eyes remake) don’t even attempt to add anything new to the formula.
On to the DVD.
Surprisingly, P2 doesn’t carry the overused “Unrated” stamp on the box, which is a welcome relief. For once we have a disc with the exact film you saw in theaters instead of those added two frames of extra gore to bullshit us into picking up “the version you couldn’t see.” There are also enough supplements on the disc to avoid the clichéd double-dip as well. Unfortunately, the extras are as standard as the film.
“Oh, this is such a great moment…”
“Wow, that jump scare is so effective…”
“Rachel is so good in this scene…”
Great. Wonderful. We’re glad you’re pleased with yourselves, guys. Why not talk up some anecdotes or something people might actually want to hear?
Overall, P2 is a competent but unremarkable film that stretches a thin concept even thinner. People who get their kicks from safe, formulaic suspense flicks will feel right at home, while horror aficionados will predict every moment outright. My suggestion is to just wander around a parking garage at 2am. You’ll see things far more memorable, and it costs less.
Special Features
2 1/2 out of 5
Special Features:
2 out of 5
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