Starring Mike Raven, James Bolam, Mary Maude, Ronald Lacey
Directed by Ted Hooker
Distributed by Severin Films
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The story is one we’ve seen so many times before but now told in one of the single most tedious and flaccid ways imaginable. Victor Clare (Raven) is an artist who subscribes to the notion that in order for art to reach the next level and be truly stellar, there must be sacrifices even more extreme than when Vincent van Gogh cut off the lower part of his left earlobe involved. His medium of choice? Clare digs on nabbing young chicks, covering them in plaster, and then pouring molten bronze into the eye hole of the captive chicks’ plaster heads, thereby turning them into bronze statues.
Tedious, no? So tedious that despite his crazy fetish Clare decides to retire and just do some sketching. Unfortunately for him his son, Michael (Lacey), decides to borrow some of his father’s more … shall we say … interesting pieces and put them on display at the local art museum, where the response ends up being tremendous. Seeing what a success this show is, art dealer John (Bolam) suggests to Michael that his father should be convinced to part with and sell more of his amazing bronze statures. Together John and Michael gather up their wives and head out to pay a visit to Victor at his secluded home and workshop. Of course from there things go to hell in a handbasket for everyone involved.
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There are so many movies like this that have been done so much better. If you have some morbid curiosity or are just a Seventies horror film completist, then by all means,check this out. Everyone else? Stay away. Stay far, far away.
Special Features:
1 1/2 out of 5
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0 out of 5
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