After you’re done with all the sexy, beautiful people, make sure you fit in a little gross-out time with the Organ Harvest Expose. It is sure to please ya.
But, if that doesn’t work for you, then there is always Jimmy Palmiotti’s interview. He’s the co-writer of The Hills Have Eyes: The Beginning graphic novel. Sure you have to read, but you may also learn something … like how to read. No better time than now to start. Wait, if you can’t read, then how are you reading this? Liar!