Variety reports this morning that Simmons has nabbed the lead role opposite Fox in Jennifer’s Body, the horror movie penned by now-Oscar award winning screenwriter Diablo Cody. Body, you may recall, is about a happy-go-lucky small town girl who becomes possessed and stars killing all the small town boys.
Will Simmons be one of ‘em? If so, I hope for his sake that it’s a long, drawn out death in which the murderess feels it necessary to roll around naked in his blood for a while. Yeah, I definitely need a vacation…