Stallone. ChupaCobra. ‘Nuf Said.

A Mexican farmer. A goat-sucking cryptozoological menace. A thousand other reasons to see the phenom known as ChupaCOBRA… if it were only real. Something tells me that a Kickstarter or some other crowd-funding initiative isn’t far away.

Is it too early (or too late for that matter) for us to ask for this for Christmas? C’mon, we’ve been good all year. Well sort of. There was that whole mess concerning circus acrobats, but we kind of fell into that one.

Synopsis:
Half myth, half snake, all Mexican. ChupaCOBRA. Deep in the Mexican desert, special forces track down a lethal killer. Frank Stallone stars in this action/horror/thriller.