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Here’s the early word on Robert Figueras’ first feature length horror film, Panzer Chocolate. Melina Matthews, Geraldine Chaplin, Ariadna Cabrol, Tony Corvillo, Mark Schardan, and Josep Segui star. Personally we’re holding out for the eventual Panzer Pistachio.
Synopsis
In the dark forests of the Pyrenees, an archaeology Ph.D. student and three friends in search of pieces of art stolen during WWII discover a Nazi bunker called ‘Valhalla’. They soon realize that the place is guarded by a hideous beast named Das Kommandant Frank and find themselves running for their lives.