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April 25, 2019

Swear to God: There’s a Movie About a Priest Who Turns into a Dinosaur! See It at Texas Frightmare

By Josh Millican
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If you spend any amount of time on Twitter, you’ve probably heard the ruckus over the upcoming flick The VelociPastor, premiering at Texas Frightmare Weekend on Friday, May 3rd. Yes, it really is about a priest who turns into a dinosaur. Check out the complete bat shit trailer embedded at the top of the article.

We usually shrink down movie posters for our articles, but this one deserves to be seen full sized!

Synopsis:
After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper spirituality but instead is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his newfound gift to fight evil – and ninjas.

Yes, of course; we mustn’t forget about the ninjas.

The VelociPastor is written and directed by Brendan Steere; the film stars Claire Hsu, Greg Cohan, and Alyssa Kempinski. Steere will attend the midnight screening at Texas Frightmare on May 3rd to participate in a Q&A.

What do you think about the trailer and synopsis for The VelociPastor–or the fact that this film even exists! Let us know in the comments below or on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram!

Tags: Alyssa Kempinski Brendan Steere Claire Hsu Greg Cohan Texas Frightmare 2019 The VelociPastor