According to Variety “SLC Punk! helmer James Merendino is attached to direct Vampire Summer Camp, a new comedy to be produced by Rose Ganguzza and Frightening Entertainment. Screenplay, credited to Jenny Jaffe and Merendino, centers on a musical-theater competish between two summer camps, one of which is a camp for youthful-looking vampires. A composer has not yet been set for the original songs to be featured in the pic. With a budget in the mid-seven figures, the film aims to begin pre-production in Gotham this fall, with principal photography kicking off November 1.”
Can you believe it? A vampire comedy! How has no one thought of this already! It could be magic! No, really! Where’s my gun?
*BANG*
*Thud*