I’m telling you, kids! This commercial is better than ninety percent of the stuff on TV or the crap we have to sit through on a daily basis to find you the goods!
You can run. You can hide. But it will find you. Taking you apart slowly starting at the knee. He knows no boundaries and fears no man. You only have one choice, dear reader – do the dew or be dismembered! Steady yourselves for two pounds of hockey-masked, chainsaw-wielding terror!
Don’t hesitate another second! Your very life could depend on it!