As a kid, Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes was always one of my favorite Goosebumps books; but in pure family-friendly Goosebumps fashion, the worst things the mischievous garden ornaments ever did was graffiti the neighbor’s melons and spill a can of paint on the ground.
Well, the website Revenantfx has created some lawn decorations that are truly to die for. Don’t worry about them trashing your neighbor’s garden; you’ll be lucky to survive an encounter with these guys!
These beautiful hand-painted models are delicately crafted out of water and oil clay and can be yours for $55. I pity the burglar who tries to rob a house with these on display in its front yard.
Side Note: The Goosebumps Lawn Gnomes may not have done anything truly evil in the book, but in the film they did try to murder Jack Black by roasting him in an oven, so I guess their evil credentials have been fulfilled.