Hey, kids! You may be surfing over here today and thinking to yourself, “Self, where’s the news? How come DC isn’t updated?” Well, we’re using this, the slowest week of the year, to update ourselves from top to bottom.
What does this mean for you? Just that once we’re back, we’ll be sexier than ever. Sit tight as this is gonna take a day or so. In the interim go read any other one of the 100k articles available here.
We’ll be back ASAP!