Best Film That Will Be Remembered When The Director Is A Freakin’ Horror Icon: Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, directed by Scott Glosserman (review)
Best Film So Scary That It’ll Make Your Nuts Run For Cover…Even If You Don’t Have Nuts: The Descent, directed by Neil Marshall (review)
Best Film That Really Makes You Wonder Why The Hell The Guy Hasn’t Directed A Picture in Twenty Years: 39: A Film By Carroll McKane, directed by Gary Sherman (review)
Best Film That Proves Only Whackjobs Live In The Suburbs: Neighborhood Watch, directed by Graeme Whifler (review). Honorable Mention: The Lost, directed by Chris Sivertson (review)
Best Splatterific 80’s Throwback That Puts The Chunk Back In Chunkblower: Isolation, directed by Billy O’Brien (review). Honorable Mentions: Wilderness, directed by Michael J. Bassett; Evil Aliens, directed by Jake West (review)
Best Art House Horror Film That You Should Risk Seeing Even If It Means You Have To Sit Next To An Asshole In A Turtleneck: The Living and the Dead, directed by Simon Rumley (review)
Best Short That Proves It’s Not The Length But The Girth: The Separation, directed by Robert Morgan (review). Honorable Mention: Day Of John, directed by Christopher R. Nash (review)
Best It’s Not A Horror Film But It’ll Freak The Shit Out Of You Anyway: Pusher 3, directed by Nicolas Winding Refn (review). Honorable Mention: Edmond, directed by Stuart Gordon (review)
Best Film You’ll Never See On The Bigscreen Because You Missed Fantasia: Viy, directed by Konstantin Ershov, Giorgi Kropachyov, Aleksandr Ptushko. Honorable Mention: White of the Eye, directed by Donald Cammell (review)
Best Film That Makes You Wonder How The F*ck Did They Screw This Up? Snoop Dogg’s Hood Of Horror, directed by Stacy Title. Honorable Mention: Frostbiten, directed by Anders Banke (review)
Best Film That I Hated So Much I’d Rather Be Blinded Than Watch It Again: Feed, directed by Brett Leonard (review). Honorable Mention: Tape Number 31 (review), directed by Agan
Only 363 more days until Fantasia 2007… If I were you, I’d book my ticket now. I’m so sad it’s over I wrote a haiku:
Sweet Fantasia
Eighteen days of movie bliss
…And constipation
Until next year…