Friday the 13th – Jason’s Top 13 Horniest Kills
Steve Barton
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10. Oh, you’re pregnant? (Friday the 13th Part 3)
The death of Debbie (Tracie Savage) is one of Friday the 13th Part 3’s more suspenseful moments as we’re never quite sure when she’s going to buy it. The theatrical poster seemed to indicate a nasty shower knifing, but that turned out to be a bit of misdirection as the requisite post-sex shower instead brings a hefty amount of tension to Debbie’s impending doom.
When she finally retreats back to her beloved hammock, she’s sent packing via a pretty nasty knifing, but I will never understand how she failed to notice the hulking behemoth mongoloid hiding below her. It also pains my heart to see a vintage issue of Fango splattered with fake blood, but such is life.
9. I’m crushing your head! (Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood)
After a healthy bout of van sex, Ben (Craig Thomas) is sent unknowingly to his death to investigate a strange noise. As it stands, Jason lies in wait and isn’t content to get this guy out of the way quickly.
If you’ve seen the “uncut” version of this death then you know it’s a spectacularly over-the-top piece of carnage in which Jason literally compacts this poor guy’s skull in what is easily among the most prolonged and unabashedly brutal moments in the entire series. The scene is capped off quite nicely with the added death of Ben’s girlfriend, Kate (Diane Almedia), who wonders what the ruckus is and takes a party horn to the eye for her troubles.
8. Get down here! (Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood)
One of the most effective deaths in The New Blood is the drowning of Sandra (Heidi Kozak). True, this kill has nothing to do with sex, per se, but Jason sure gets a gynecological eyeful as he drags the ill-fated skinny-dipper down to the depths of Crystal Lake. And there’s still an air of horniness here, as Sandra has designs on luring red-blooded Russell (perhaps the worst actor to ever grace a Friday the 13th movie, Larry Cox) into the water for a little moonlight dip. As such, his non-reaction to seeing Jason in the flesh is completely priceless. He’s axed in the face just before Jason decides to take his place beside Sandra in the calm waters of Crystal Lake.
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