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May 18, 2020
I grew up during the 90’s in a very, how can I put this delicately, a household that is white […]
May 11, 2020
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! We’re setting sail on the high seas for the adventure of a lifetime. This week we’ve […]
May 4, 2020
Praise be unto King Sam for we have returned from the darkness and are bringing you into the light! Yes […]
April 20, 2020
Hear, ye! Hear, ye! By order of his royal majesty King Sam, we bring to you this review. We have […]
April 14, 2020
Well, here it is. It may have taken us two weeks, cost us our sanity, tested our friendship, and killed […]
April 6, 2020
First and foremost, we apologize for missing an episode last week. We are committed to bringing you new and exciting […]
March 24, 2020
Well, it sure as hell FEELS like we’re living in a slow burn, shitty zombie movie. When the gyms are […]
March 16, 2020
Well, this may well be the end, everyone. Everyone in the world has lost their god damn minds, and we’re […]
March 8, 2020
Follow me, as I reminisce about a time long ago known as 1993. I was ten years old, in fourth […]
March 2, 2020
Gather ’round, ye lil fuckos! We’re back with week two of our Telluride Horror Show 2019 double header! This week we’re breaking […]