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China Launches its Harpoon

Not to be confused with Harpoon: Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre (which incidentally is still the greatest film title ever), China has its own special breed of Harpoon killer looking to slash his way into your hearts via a trident of all things! That's right, kids! A trident! Don't think we've seen that before, but holy shit, does it have us intrigued.