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Uwe Boll: Bloodrayne 3: Warhammer Shooting in January

Andrew Kasch just called in from AFM after his yearly conversation with Doctor Boll, in which the Mad German dropped an update on us regarding everyone's favorite sword swinging vampire, Bloodrayne.

Watch the Trailer for Uwe Boll's Rampage or He'll Kill You!

I can't help but get the feeling Uwe Boll needs a hug. He seems very angry and lately has been making movies that reflect that anger, that utter contempt for society, that deep down urge to destroy everyone and everything. He uncorked his rage in a serious manner with Seed and then comically so with Postal. His latest, Rampage, is shaping up to be the film that replaces The Basketball Diaries as the spree shooter movie manifesto.

Far Cry (2009)

Reviewed by The Foywonder Starring Til Schweiger, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Udo Kier, Ralf Moeller Directed by Uwe Boll

The Uwe Boll Turkey Day Extravaganza!

It's Turkey Day and what better day for multiple news items about Uwe Boll, the current kingpin of cinematic turkeys? Two news movies, a film retrospective, and a lawsuit: all today for your Boll-tacular Thanksgiving.

AFM: Boll Still Planning on Bloodrayne 3

It’s not what one would call “news”, per se, but it’s an update from the world of Uwe Boll so don’t pretend you’re not fascinated by it. You’re only lying to yourself if you do. During his annual AFM chat with Andrew Kasch, the Mad German revealed that he is still planning on shooting Bloodrayne 3 at some point in the near future, and he does plan on it still taking place during WWII which, you may recall, is when the first game was actually set.

House of the Dead: Funny Version (DVD)

Reviewed by Uncle Creepy Starring Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso, Clint Howard, Ona Grauer, Ellie Cornell Directed by Uwe Boll Distributed by Lionsgate Home Entertainment

Seed (DVD)

Reviewed by Johnny Butane Starring Michael Pare, Will Sanderson, Ralf Moeller, Jodelle Ferland Directed by Uwe Boll Released by Vivendi Entertainment

Boll's Stoic Teaser

Back in May of this year, we all found out about two new projects from B-Movie master Uwe Boll. Stoic, a story of two cellmates who brutalize the third then cover up the crime, now has a teaser trailer out there. We picked it up and embedded it!

Postal (DVD/Blu-ray)

Reviewed by Uncle Creepy Starring Zack Ward, Dave Foley, Chris Coppola, Michael Benyaer, Jackie Tohn, Erick Avari, Verne Troyer, Uwe Boll Directed by Uwe Boll Distributed by Vivendi Entertainment

Seed Trailer For Your Eyeballs!

Those lucky bastards over at IGN got their hands on the trailer for Uwe Boll’s first original horror film, Seed, and I’m oh so very jealous. No worries, though; you can just scroll down a bit to check it out for yourself.

German Far Cry Trailer

We got an e-mail from Dr. Uwe Boll today (seriously) with a brand-new trailer for his next video game adaptation, Far Cry. Of course, I didn’t realize it was all in German until it was uploaded, but that just makes it more fun!

House of the Dead the Funnier Version?

A funny version of House of the Dead? Because Uwe Boll's original version of House of the Dead wasn't funny enough?

Boll Improvises Stoic, Janjaweed

This morning THR is reporting that Dr. Uwe Boll is prepping his next two films, both of which will be fully improvised dramas, neither of which sound very pleasant, but at least the man is trying something new.

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (DVD)

Reviewed by The Buz Starring Jason Statham, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds, guys in rubber suits Directed by Dr. Uwe Boll Distributed by Fox Home Entertainment

Bay Vs. Boll: Whoever Loses, We Win!

We interrupt your normal horror movie news to bring you the height of comedy. And by height of comedy I mean Uwe Boll challenging Michael Bay to face him in the ring for a mano-a-mano boxing match. Seriously! You cannot make this stuff up. When it comes to the antics of Uwe Boll, how can you make up stuff that's wackier than the real thing?