Hor-RIFF-ic
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Age: 29 years old
Location: Iowa
Website: http://www.myspace.com/hor_riff_ic
About Me
Gary lost his mind shortly after the 2000 election and went on a killing spree but was not able to "make it" among the elite in his field. Forced to take a job in a call center he wallowed in depression before finally deciding if you can’t join ’em...beat ’em. Thus with the support of his wife (who won’t stay dead no matter how many times he kills her) he formed Hor-RIFF-ic Productions to take those Hollywood bigshots down a peg or two. At least until he gets a screen deal.Erin was not very motivated, which for a zombie is saying something. She drifted through death devouring brains here and there till she met Gary. She delights in lighting his already short fuse any chance she gets without worrying about the repercussions - she is dead after all. When she heard his idea to take on the horror industry that has for years reduced her kind to shuffling, moaning, cannon fodder, how could she refuse? It was a mouth watering thought.
Satan has nothing better to do and just won't go away. He says that with television programs like Rock of Love and I Love Money his work is pretty much done for him now a days. He is working on his constant onion breath.
Introducing Hor-RIFF-ic Productions, an all new commentary team the likes of which you have never seen.
Meet Gary and Erin Slasher, the goriest couple in movie riffing to date. He’s your typical cleaver wielding psychopath and she’s a brain devouring zombie with a heart of gold.
Having failed to make it in the horror movie biz themselves they’ve set out to do the next best thing -- cut their successful collegues to ribbons with sharp tongues and razor-like wit! No horror movie is safe. It’s going to be a bloodbath!