Uncool Vampire Blogger
I suppose you can have too much of a good thing. At some point you reach your limit of vampires being totally superior to us. Oozing sexuality with inhuman strength and the uncanny ability to bed down anyone they choose, vampires can become a bit annoying with their superiority complexes. Fortunately there's a cure for all of that. Gorehounds, meet Sven ... The Uncool Vampire Blogger.