Uli Lommel

Dear Diary, I ate someone else today. I know I vowed not to eat anymore people; he just looked so delicious. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting fat, aren't I? I'm vowing right now not to eat anyone else - at least not until I've lost five pounds. Met a new guy today... He looked so yummy. Oops, I'm doing it again. Diary of a Cannibal...
Submitted by Undeadmin on Sun, 02/04/2007 - 1:34pm.