Vampires Reign Over the 2010 Teen Choice Awards

The winners of the Fox Network's 2010 Teen Choice Awards were announced yesterday (with the actual awards show airing tonight, Monday, August 9th, at 8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT), and to say that vampires dominated the event is an understatement. The Twilight Saga movies (both New Moon and Eclipse) scored twelve of the surfboard-shaped trophies while The CW's popular "The Vampire Dairies" took home seven.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 Gets a Release Date

With The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (reviews here) continuing to rack up impressive box office numbers (close to $290 million over five weeks in the US plus over $356 million foreign), Summit Entertainment wants to make sure you don't forget about its upcoming two-part follow-up, Breaking Dawn, and today announced a release date for Part 2 of the Saga's conclusion.

Dinner for Fiends: One Ugly Motherf#cker ... of a Show

Prepare for the most suspenseful Dinner For Fiends of all time. In addition to a quite rambunctious discussion over several of this summer's high profile genre offerings, on this high energy installment one of our very own chimes in pulled over on the side of the road by order of police due to imminent threat of a tornado warning. But if one staff member is under threat of tornadic doom, then why is it another keeps mysteriously vanishing from the show?

Nothing to Do This Weekend? Check Out Dusk: Improvised Tween Erotica in NYC

This weekend the folks at The Tank, a non-profit arts center in Hell's Kitchen, are presenting the improvisational comedy show that is Dusk: Improvised Tween Erotica, a parody of the Twilight films (which are, of course, a favorite of all you guys out there in Dread Central-land).

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Production Update

With The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (reviews here) heating up the box office, we knew it wouldn't be long before Summit Entertainment dropped some news on its two-part follow-up, Breaking Dawn, just to remind everyone that the Saga is far from over. Read on for an update.

Twilight ... For Guys and a Whole Atom Channel of Vampire Spoofs

Thanks to the success of the tweener and cougar craze, Twilight vampires have gone from fearsome fright bringing foes to sparkling sex symbols who make ladies of all ages scream with lust and probably a bit of confusion. For us male vampire fans, though, it's been pretty dismal pickings with the exception of HBO's "True Blood" and a few scattered flicks. Now we finally have a way to blow off a little steam.

Breaking News: Twilight Prevents a Terrorist Attack on the Nation's Capitol!

Of all of the people that you would expect to be Twi-Hards who would have thunk that Islamic terrorists would be amongst Stephenie Meyer's biggest fans? The Onion News Network has broken the exclusive story detailing how Al-Qaeda's love for all things Twilight prevented them from launching an all-out terrorist attack on Washington, D.C.!

Paranormal Activity 2 Teaser Trailer Frightening Twilight Fans

Now here is some news we're only too happy to report! For years now in our above taxonomy, nearly every time we mention the Twilight movie franchise, we include the search term "Teenage Girls Shitting Their Pants", and as a result we've become the #1 Google search term for said subject. Sorry, scat fans. Now that the teaser trailer for Paranormal Activity 2 is attached to prints of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, it has become apparent that our pants shitting joke has come to fruition! Oh, happy day!

Man vs. Woman in Round Three of the Twilight Saga: Eclipse Review Showdown

It'ss become a tradition of sorts around here that every year we have a review showdown for the new Twilight movie when it hits theatre. On one side of our rumble we have Nomad - Non-fan, Owner of a Penis, and on the other Morgan - Uber-fan, Owner of a Vagina. So how did Eclipse fare? Time to find out!

Twilight Saga: Eclipse Surpasses New Moon's Midnight Opening Box Office Record

In what's surely no surprise to anyone, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (review here) is already shattering box office records, leaving its predecessors Twilight and New Moon in the dust.

Twilight Saga: Eclipse, The (2010)

Reviewed by Morgan Elektra Starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Michael Sheen, Dakota Fanning, Ashley Greene Directed by David Slade

Feast Your Eyes! Glut Your Soul! The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Review!

It's back with a vengeance! That's right, kids, the third entry into the cougar/tweener craze, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, is here, and we've got the lowdown on the latest emo showdown between team sparkly flesh and the underwear wolf himself!

Twilight Saga: Eclipse, The (2010)

Reviewed by Nomad Starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Michael Sheen, Dakota Fanning, Ashley Greene Directed by David Slade

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse World Premiere Highlights

In case you weren't one of the lucky 550 Twilight Saga fans who camped out for days this week in order to receive a spot along the "black carpet" for the world premiere of Eclipse last night at the LA Film Festival, a highlight video has been released on the film's official YouTube page, and we have it for you here.

Paranormal Activity 2 Getting Set to Eclipse Twilight?

The phone has been ringing off the hook all morning, and sources close to the project have let us know that brave horror fans will be getting their first theatrical glimpse at one of the biggest sequels of the year when The Twilight Saga: Eclipse hits theatres next week.