Today might be Thanksgiving, but the real turkey may not be arriving until Saturday night when Syfy premieres its newest magnum opus, Triassic Attack, an astounding tale of absurdist terror about a Native American curse that brings museum dinosaur skeletons to murderous life and terrorize a small university town.
Triassic Attack: A sacred Indian ceremony brings fossilized dinosaurs back to life to terrorize a college campus. Who could possibly come up with an idea this boneheaded? Syfy, of course! Who else but Syfy would make a movie about T-Rex and pteradon skeletons running amok killing people?