Are you ready? The national day of love, diddling, romance, dry humping, and reckless screwing is upon us once again. It’s a day when we hold our significant others close and tell them how much they mean to us. It’s also a day riddled with misery from which we seek distraction. That’s why we’re here.
Below you’ll find links to a few articles, both new and old, as well as several of our favorite love-themed shorts via YouTube.
Enough talking. Check out the goods below, work up an erection if you’re rockin’ a pocket monster, and then go hug someone – even if you don’t know them – just to see the look on their face.
- Click here for Five Tips to Get You Through Valentine’s Day
- Click here for NSFW: Horror’s 13 Most Sinful Seductresses
- Click here for Dread Central’s Top 10 Greatest Horrific Couples
- Click here for NSFW: Dread Central Presents: Horror’s Most Inappropriate Sex Scenes
- Click here for Doctor Gash’s Valentine’s Day Gift Giving Guide for Horror Lovers
- Click here for Tips for the Perfect Valentine’s Day with Your Zombie Boyfriend
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