Top 9 Sinister Chefs Serve Up the Scares!
Steve Barton
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Farmer Vincent- Motel Hell
Rory Cahoun was an absolute hoot as Farmer Vincent Smith in this hilarious 1980 horror-comedy. Not only does Farmer Vincent make the best smoked meats in the area, he catches the meat himself. It’s no problem to blow out a front tire or set some booby traps around the property. Next thing you know… bam! You’ve got yourself a new load of prime meat to prepare. Unfortunately, as we learn during Farmer Vincent’s final moments, he was a bit of a hypocrite as he did indeed use preservatives. For shame. We could forgive the garden full of people buried up to their necks in the back yard, but preservatives, really? Cap the movie off with one of the most memorable fight scenes you’ll ever see (it’s not every day two brothers go at it in a chainsaw duel with one of them wearing a giant pig head). As far as chefs go, you’ll have to look far and wide to best Vincent Smith and his sister Ida at the lovely Motel Hell.
Mei- Dumplings
Bai Ling plays the crafty cook Mei in the 2004 film Dumplings. And what’s so special about Mei’s dumplings? Well, for starters they can keep you incredibly young and virile. They are truly a fountain of youth and vigor. Unfortunately, there is a bit of a downside to them. They are made from human fetuses. Yeah, that part is a little tough to swallow. Check out the video below for a look at the entire process, from the procurement of the meat to the finished product… and tell me you’re not curling your toes when she eats that damn thing at the end of the clip. Yikes!
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