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NSFW: Dread Central Presents: Horror’s Most Inappropriate Sex Scenes

There is something in the air. Can you smell the sweet scent of lust? Be careful where you step, kids; things are bound to get extremely messy as we present to you some of our favorite and most inappropriate sex scenes that the horror genre has doled out over the years!

Be warned right now …

THERE IS NOTHING SAFE FOR WORK ABOUT THE FOLLOWING FEATURE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ!

There will be strong language. There will be nudity. And, if we know our fan base, some of you may engage in masturbation while perusing these pages. Please note that Dread Central is not responsible for any instances of electrocution that may occur once you have expelled your bodily fluids. That goes for ruining any electronic equipment as well. You shoot it, it’s yours. Plain and simple.

Also, this is far from a definitive list. In honor of Valentine’s Day we’ve picked fourteen of the horror genre’s most ludicrously lusty moments (in no particular order) along with several honorable mentions. So don’t give us that whole “How could you have left off *insert movie title here*” bullshit. Have a favorite? Want to point it out? Use the comments section below, slick! Okay? Grab your tissues and let the games begin!

NSFW: Dread Central Presents: Horror's Most Inappropriate Sex Scenes
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  • Cinemascribe

    Though it was psychological in nature and not directly physical, I always thought the mindfuck scene from The Lawnmower Man was disturbing..particularly when the CGI/Virtual Job’s body transforms into a decidedly phallic monstrosity.

    And let us not overlook the hallucinatory and creepy as hell sequence where Rosemary Woodhouse is taken by a devil of a partner in Rosemary’s Baby.

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  • Foywonder

    I’m afraid I have to declare this list completely null and void due to a failure to include the Basket Case 2 sex scene between Belial and a similar mutant like himself. Sex scenes do not get any more inappropriate than that. See for yourself.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP-1Il4ayG8&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Furl%3Fsa%3Dt%26source%3Dweb%26cd%3D3%26ved%3D0CCMQFjAC%26url%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.youtube.com%252Fwatch%253Fv%253DQP-1Il4ayG8%26rct%3Dj%26q%3Dbasket%2520case%25202%2520sex%2520scene%26ei%3D8WtUTfbMPIrHgAeK_6D9CA%26usg%3DAFQjCNGAes6ahpvCgk8Rbc-WjfLWGWxilA&has_verified=1

    • Uncle Creepy

      I’m afraid I have to declare anyone who didn’t bother to read the bit about …

      “Also, this is far from a definitive list. In honor of Valentine’s Day we’ve picked fourteen of the horror genre’s most ludicrously lusty moments (in no particular order) along with several honorable mentions. So don’t give us that whole “How could you have left off *insert movie title here*” bullshit. Have a favorite? Want to point it out? Use the comments section below, slick!”

      … questioning why *insert movie title here* didn’t make the list’s comments null and void. ;)

      That’s what these comments sections are for! To share your favorites!

      The Basket Case 2 one does indeed rock, but it’s pretty hard to remember every single scene that’s ever been put to film that involved some type of bumping of the uglys! LOL

      • Foywonder

        “but it’s pretty hard to remember every single scene that’s ever been put to film that involved some type of bumping of the uglys!”

        How could anyone who has ever watched that scene forget it? Nauseating and disturbing all in one fell swoop; the kind of imagery that scars one’s psyche for life. Not having it on this list is like doing a list of the most inappropriate movies about people being sewed together ass-to-mouth and not including Human Centipede.

        • Vanvance1

          Then we also have to give props to Henelotter’s latest ‘Bad Biology’ a film that focuses on disturbing sex.

          Truth to tell I don’t see why this one didn’t get the love it deserved. The man can still deliver the goods, Bad Biology is pure grind house, the stuff Robert Rodriguez labours so hard to duplicate.

          • DavidFullam

            Agreed. The final gag is both gross and hilarious.

      • Leissuit1

        In that vein, I have a few favorites.

        1. The orgy in Howling II, followed by repeated showings of Sybil Dannings “big reveal”, including that hilarious credits montage at the end. Claasic.

        2. The locker room scene/shower scene in Prom Night 2. Really kooky.

  • DavidFullam

    Basket Case 2.

  • Chris Haberman

    The Kevin Bacon/Jeannine Taylor bunk bed sex scene in Friday the 13th is still a doozy. Not only are they humping under the body of their dead friend Ned, but Mrs. Voorhees is lying under the bed the entire time. Freaky!

    • Chris Haberman

      In retrospect, maybe its not “inappropriate” since those kids didn’t know what was going on. Still creeps me out, though. Bitchin’ list!

  • DavidFullam

    Where’s The Beast Within?

  • Lino

    Whoa, whoa, WHOA! Where’s the love for Nekromantik 1 & 2? Come on guys!

    • Uncle Creepy

      Including them is a little too easy, no?

  • Vanvance1

    I like/love a great many of the films listed above. I’m also happy to be reminded about ‘Deadgirl’, a film I’d wanted to see but completely forgot.

    I’d add the sex scene in ‘Splice’ to the list. The relationships involved made it honestly uncomfortable; a brave choice for a film that got a wide release.

    • GJW

      YES! I just sat and watched that scene not really knowing what to think or the ability to form an opinion. I just sat and watched…….
      I myself was surprised that wasn’t on the list.
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