The House on Sorority Row
The House on Sorority Row is once again opening up for business via the wonderful sickos over at Scorpion Releasing, and they're dead set on bringing one hell of a DVD package to fans come the end of this month!
Oh, Sorority Row, how you let us down. Most of us went in hoping/expecting it would live up to its R rating with boobs, blood, and a big finale. Instead, we got (as Nomad wrote in his Sorority Row review) "a butt-numbing experience, watching the ladies be picked off in the lamest ways possible (save one shining moment that is too little, too late)." Now it's Trembles' turn to weigh in.
On the fence about whether or not you should check out Stewart Hendler's Sorority Row? Well then, maybe our interviews with some of the cast will help make your decision a little easier.
So, can the one slasher movie that, well, no one was excited for save the end of summer horror season? Could it get much worse? We give you our take on Stewart Hendler's Sorority Row.
Reviewed by Nomad Starring Briana Evigan, Shedrick Garrett, Margo Harshman, Rumer Willis, Jamie Chung, Leah Pipes, Audrina Patridge Directed Stewart Hendler
Summit Entertainment released the final one-sheet for Stewart Hendler's Sorority Row, and though it's kind of floating headsy, it's still pretty damned cool.
The buzz on Stewart Hendler's Sorority Row remake has been pretty damned positive thus far, and we couldn't be happier to report that! A slasher film that doesn't suck? Could it be?!? Let's keep our fingers crossed. In the interim ... NEW STILLS! YAY!
A revealing little clip from Stewart Hendler's Sorority Row surfaced online today, and it shows off one of the film's kills and even a couple of Theta's pies.
We've watched the trailers, seen the posters and stills, and even listened to their confessionals, but now? Now it's time to kill some chicks!
A new one-sheet has been released today for Stewart Hendler's blissfully R-rated remake, Sorority Row, that captures all the fire of the film's host of smokin' hot chicks who will hopefully all die in really -- really -- nasty ways. Will it be as brutal as we hope? We'll see when the film hits theatres on September 11th.
We're less than a month away from the Stewart Hendler helmed Sorority Row, and as expected, TV spots are starting to pop up.
Who doesn't like listening to super hot college chicks talking about their darkest of secrets? That premise alone in the Nineties fathered at least seven million different 900 numbers and at the same time made quite a profit for Kleenex. Add a little murder into the mix, and there you have the video confessionals from the Theta Pi chicks themselves.
One remake we're actually looking forward to is Sorority Row, which promises to be absolutely "brutal" according to Rumer Willis, and today we got ahold of nine new stills that, while they don't show a lot of carnage, do provide a good look at the five lovely co-stars.
When news of the Brazilian one-sheet for Stewart Hendler's Sorority Row remake hit our offices, we were hoping to be treated to all the chicks in thongs showing us their assets. That was not to be.