Two years ago Transformers was a box office smash. The Asylum countered with the post-apocalyptic mockbuster Transmorphers. The Transformers return to the big screen in a sequel on June 24th. The Asylum counters with the prequel Transmorphers: Fall of Man on DVD June 30th. The first trailer has also fallen to give us a taste of all the human hauling ass away from the rampaging robots action to come.
Reviewed by The Foywonder Starring Deborah Gibson, Lorenzo Lamas, Sean Lawlor, Vic Chao, Jonathan Nation, a mega shark, and a giant octopus Written and Directed by Ace Hannah Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus ... Are you ready to rumble?
The trailer for Foy's most anticipated summer movie, The Asylum's Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus surfaced today over on MTV(!) of all places. Literally it defies all description. Words fail me. Just watch.
Reviewed by The Foywonder Starring A Martinez, Jeremy London, Paul Logan, Lauren Walsh, Stephen Blackehart Directed by Xavier S. Puslowski
Never mind Christian Bale's meltdown or the promise of a good Terminator movie! Who cares about all that when The Asylum has its mockbuster The Terminators ready to blast off and blow our minds with their ... with their ... oh, you'll see.
I know ... a slow Monday news-wise. What a concept! Leave it to The Asylum to ruin our otherwise relaxing day by releasing some stills for their upcoming redux of The Land that Time Forgot. Bastards.
A brief clip from Foy's most anticipated Asylum movie of the year, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, surfaced online today showing the two undersea titans going at it via the expected poorly rendered CGI! YAY!
Friday the 13th is generally considered a very unlucky day. This should be no matter to The Asylum who must be feeling very lucky these days. How else can you explain their boldness to make a mockbuster titled The Terminators. Wanna take one guess what it's about?
Today is Friday the 13th. Some high profile slasher movie opens today; I forget the title. More importantly, today is the premiere of the sixth installment of the Foycast and this time you didn't have to wait six months for it!
With 3D being the latest cinematic craze it only figures The Asylum would get in on the act and, let's face it, we all knew sooner of later we'd have to deal with the possibility of Lorenzo Lamas projecting himself out of our television sets right into our living room.
Reviewed by The Foywonder Starring C. Thomas Howell, Sinead McCafferty, Bug Hall, Jeff Ellefson, Judd Nelson Directed by C. Thomas Howell
On December 16th, The Asylum is set to release The Day The Earth Stopped, their mockbuster version of Fox's big budget The Day The Earth Stood Still remake starring Keanu Reeves and Jennifer Connelly opening on December 12th. At least that was the plan. I know from my communications with past Asylum employees that they've raised the ire of Hollywood studios before, but never before has it led to legal action - until now.
You know what's great about a title like Mega Shark vs. Giant Squid? The title doubles as the plot. It's about a mega-sized shark battling a giant-sized squid. What more do you possibly need to know? It's Mega Shark vs. Giant Squid!
Yes, Evil is a new movie from The Asylum. Please don't click away just yet. Hear me out for a second. This one is actually worth your time to take a look at. In a good way, I mean. Seriously, the trailer is actually worth watching.