Teenage Girls Shitting Their Pants

Twilight fans, if you thought the critics have condemned New Moon in their reviews ... The Roman Catholic Church has a message for all of you rushing out to see the latest exploits of a droopy teenage girl trying to decide whether or not her existence is validated by a depressed sparkling vampire or an underwear model werewolf: You're going to Hell!
Submitted by Foywonder on Fri, 11/20/2009 - 7:12pm.

It's finally here -- the opening weekend of The Twilight Saga: New Moon (review here), and it's already shattering box office records. Reports are that New Moon set a new high for opening midnight show grosses with an estimated $26.27 million playing at 3,514 theaters for a per theater average of $7,476.
Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Fri, 11/20/2009 - 4:58pm.

Heading out to theatres to see The Twilight Saga: New Moon this weekend but experiencing that "not-so-fresh" feeling? Ever wonder how that kind of a thing can affect your sparkly little pale-faced fanger?
Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Fri, 11/20/2009 - 4:52am.

Tonight is the world premiere of The Twilight Saga: New Moon, and in case you couldn't be in Los Angeles or didn't quite feel up to camping out with the hundreds of fans who have been at the Westwood Village Theatre for the past few days, you can watch it live courtesy of MySpace!
Submitted by The Woman In Black on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 9:33pm.

Team Jacob, rejoice! Summit Entertainment has released the third TV spot for The Twilight Saga: New Moon, entitled "Never Hurt You", and it features Taylor Lautner with his wolf pack buddies.
Submitted by The Woman In Black on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 3:45pm.

November 20th is fast approaching, which means Summit Entertainment will be pulling out all the stops over the next several days to keep the momentum going for The Twilight Saga: New Moon's premiere. On tap for today: a "Meet the Volturi" featurette and details on the November 11th UK fan party that promises devotees a Q&A with director Chris Weitz and stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner.
Submitted by The Woman In Black on Tue, 11/03/2009 - 7:01pm.

Only three weeks ... twenty-one agonizing days ... stand between today and The Twilight Saga: New Moon's total domination of the box office, and to help build the excitement even more, Summit has released yet another new clip. It shows the Cullen clan's reunion for Bella's birthday bash and provides an extended glimpse of the tension caused by her presence, clarifying the altercation between Edward and Jasper (Jackson Rathbone) we've seen occur in the trailers.
Submitted by The Woman In Black on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 2:55am.

To coincide with the footage shown at Scream 2009, two new one-sheets for The Twilight Saga: New Moon have popped up online. We can just hear the tweens squealing and the cougars growling. Please ... try to contain yourselves! We're getting slightly aroused!
Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 3:39am.

Members of The Twilight Saga: New Moon's Team Jacob have much to be happy about. A new clip entitled "Wolf Pack Sizzle" debuted during Spike TV's Scream 2009 broadcast and quickly thereafter appeared online via MSN Movies. It plays like a behind-the-scenes DVD featurette on the Quileute wolf pack and how they were CGI animated.
Submitted by The Woman In Black on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 1:47am.

What with various clips and promos scattered among iTunes, Fandango, Yahoo, and the TV gossip shows, the powers-that-be who dole out the goods for Summit Entertainment's The Twilight Saga: New Moon have been working overtime this past week. To close things out with a bang, they've released a second TV commercial and a brief clip of Bella and Edward discussing her birthday.
Submitted by The Woman In Black on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 10:45pm.

Although they said they were waiting until they hit 200,000 followers on Twitter, Summit Entertainment went ahead and released the title treatment artwork for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse this evening, and of course we've got a look at it for you ... in all its sparkly glory.
Submitted by The Woman In Black on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 1:35am.

Now that we're less than a month away from the debut of Summit Entertainment's The Twilight Saga: New Moon, clips, TV spots, and more are coming fast and furious. On the plate today: the Volturi fighting scene in which Edward and Bella face the powerful Italian vamp coven for the first time.
Submitted by The Woman In Black on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 7:15pm.

It's a big week for tweeners (and their mothers) who can't get enough of The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Along with the new iTunes clip provided yesterday, Fandango has just released a 30-second TV commercial that -- finally -- gives Team Edward a little something to cheer about.
Submitted by The Woman In Black on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 8:54pm.

Now that the free iTunes clip from The Twilight Saga: New Moon has been released, fans of the series are scouring it for every scrap of new information to be culled from it. One eagle-eyed viewer has even gone so far as to compare Jacob (Taylor Lautner)'s wolf transformation from the previously seen trailers to this new version, and we must admit we like the difference!
Submitted by The Woman In Black on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:25pm.

This is the first we've ever heard of something like this ... a 100% free clip from a yet-to-be-released film being offered for download on iTunes. But, of course, when said movie is The Twilight Saga: New Moon, nothing comes as a surprise anymore!
Submitted by The Woman In Black on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 8:45pm.