That's right, kids! Scantily clad hot chicks are here to kick some alien ass, and they're taking no prisoners and breaking no nails! What are you waiting for? Bust out your lube ... err ... I mean lotion and get to ... umm ... oh, just watch the damn thing already!
It happens all too often. You're sitting there on the beach, soaking up some sunshine, and before you know it, an alien invasion springs forth. Now, instead of getting a tan, you're getting a probe, and the bastard extraterrestrials weren't even kind or thoughtful enough to remove your bathing suit first. Who can save us from such horrors?
We broke the first word about the new web series from director Adam Green and co-creator Rileah Vanderbilt, Sexy Nightmare Slayers, a couple of weeks ago, and now the goods have finally arrived. Dig it!
If ever there was a time that we wished to be plagued with horrid nightmares brimming with terror, it's now. That's right, kids! Turn your lights down low and get ready for a sexy evening of scantily clad women protecting you from ferocious beasts!
On Valentine's Day, everyone could use a little love, even those who do nothing but commit heinous acts of evil as a means to garner the power of world domination!
You know I was just sitting here wondering ... "If a zombie outbreak should occur right now, would I have time to save my holiday pies?" While it may seem trivial to most, many of us holiday bakers out there put a lot of time into our flaky pipin' hot treats. The dead have a way of really screwing shit up, ya know? Good thing for us Team Unicorn is there with a new instructional video!