Tiffany

The time has come. The stars have aligned. Mega Python vs. Gatoroid premieres on Syfy this weekend. Tiffany and Debbie Gibson are so excited the two one-time teen pop singers have recorded new songs for the soundtrack.

Syfy has a gift for all of us this Christmas: four exclusive clips from Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. Warring gargantuan reptiles: truly the gift that keeps on giving.

As if having Eighties pop princesses Tiffany and Debbie Gibson in the cast wasn't kitschy enough, now Mega Python vs. Gatoroid has added hand-to-hand combat between the two of them to the film's storyline.

As if having two Eighties pop princesses wasn't kitschy enough, now Mega Python vs. Gatoroid has added a Sixties pop star.

Has it been a life long dream to party with 80’s icons Tiffany and Debbie Gibson? Have you always wanted to feel the rush of battling a giant snake or roid-raged alligator? Are you in the LA area and don’t have plans today?

Eighties teen pop princess Debbie Gibson is starring in their Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. Her perceived Eighties teen pop rival Tiffany recently starred in their Mega Piranha. Now The Asylum is partnering with Syfy to bring the two Eighties pop performers together for one film so that they can do battle on the undercard of a big Mega Python vs. Gatoroid main event.

Reviewed by The Foywonder Starring Paul Logan, Tiffany, Barry Williams, David Labiosa, Jude Gerard Priest, Jesse Daly Written and directed by Eric Forsberg

Finally ... the clip you have been waiting for! Time to see The Asylum's Mega Piranha doing some damage, and by "damage" we mean taking down helicopters. Yes. It is that damned good.

I first interviewed Eric Forsberg back in August of 2006 in anticipation of the release of Snakes on a Train. Now here we are in April of

I first interviewed Eric Forsberg back in August of 2006 in anticipation of the release of Snakes on a Train. Now here we are in April of 2010, and I am interviewing him again in anticipation of Mega Piranha, another killer animal mockbuster he's made for The Asylum.

Funny that The Asylum has yet to release an official trailer for Mega Piranha, but Syfy has posted a sneak preview video clip as they begin promoting the film for its April 10th premiere. If this is a taste of things to come, I think it is safe to say that the movie is going to be quite the schlocktacular spectacle.

A mutant strain of piranha escaping the Amazon and eating a path towards Florida with only an Eighties pop princess and a member of the "Brady Bunch" standing in their way can only mean The Asylum has a new mockbuster. And the Lord said unto man, "Let there be artwork for Megapiranha. Behold!"

If you haven’t yet been sold on the premise of the upcoming Asylum mockbuster, Megapiranha, then what the hell’s the matter with you? Actually, if today’s new gallery of pictures are any indication, this is looking like the same old song and dance from our friends at the Asylum. But don’t take my word for it, come on in and decide for yourselves.

In what absolutely positively has to be intentional stunt casting on the part of The Asylum, former teen pop princess Tiffany has been signed to star in their Megapiranha mockbuster. Tiffany's heyday was the late 1980's, and her biggest rival at the time was Debbie Gibson, who you may recall starred in The Asylum's Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. No way this casting is a coincidence.

Wait a second, wait a second; first she gets naked, now she’s in a horror movie? Is it possible that 80’s pop icon Tiffany is actually … cool? I guess in this crazy mixed-up world almost anything is possible, no matter how far-fetched it may seem.