Charlie Sheen Going Full Latino for Machete Kills

Source Name: TMZ Source Url: http://www.tmz.com/2013/05/22/charlie-sheen-latino-machete-kills-carlos-estevez Post Thumb: /apr12/machetes.jpg Sure, most of TMZ’s stories revolve around rappers getting busting for one thing or another and the latest exploits of the Kardashians, but when we saw this latest news about Robert… Continue Reading


New Scary Movie 5 Clip Hops in the Sack with Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen

Post Thumb: /mar13/scary-movie-5-posters.jpg Here’s the thing… that wet spot found in the bed with Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen? Yeah, it’s probably not tiger’s blood so you may just want to tread carefully if you plan on approaching it. That… Continue Reading


4 New Images From Scary Movie 5 Equal Not 1 Laugh

Source Name: Bossip Source Url: http://bossip.com/749539/bossip-exclusive-first-look-at-scary-movie-v-photos/ Post Thumb: /mar13/scary-movie-5-posters.jpg To this very day it puzzles me that we don’t have a Halloween 3 or a My Bloody Valentine 2; yet, Scary Movie 5 is riding high with Dimension. The series… Continue Reading


New Scary Movie 5 Poster Circumcises Charlie Sheen and Sanitizes the Rest!

Post Thumb: /mar13/scary-movie-5-posters.jpg We guess that Dimension has deemed the visage of Charlie Sheen’s ghost-boner on the new poster for Scary Movie 5 was a bit too much for audiences to handle because they released a new sanitized version of… Continue Reading


New Trailer and Official Poster Creep Online for Scary Movie 5

Source Name: Ashley Tisdale on Twitter Source Url: https://twitter.com/AshleyTisdale Post Thumb: /mar13/scary-movie-5-posters.jpg Looking forward to Scary Movie 5? We’re not sure why you would be, but we’ve got a brand new trailer and the official one-sheet for you to dig… Continue Reading


Sofia Vergara Lactates Terror in Latest Machete Kills Poster

Source Name: Entertainment Weekly Source Url: http://www.ew.com Post Thumb: /apr12/machetes.jpg Yep, the headline pretty much says it all. There’s nothing like a set of deadly ta-tas unleashing some well placed hellfire to get the old blood pumping. Check out this… Continue Reading


First Look: Machete Kills Amber Heard and Gets a Lapdance!

Post Thumb: /apr12/machetes.jpg The first image from the upcoming Robert Rodriguez sequel Machete Kills is here, and it gives us yet another reason to be very, very jealous of star Danny Trejo. Mr. Rodriguez, we are sure Mr. Trejo’s penis… Continue Reading


Robert Rodriguez Provides an Update on Machete Kills

Source Name: MTV Source Url: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1701042/lindsay-lohan-machete-sequel-robert-rodriguez.jhtml Post Thumb: /apr12/machetes.jpg In case you were hoping to see Lindsay Lohan reprise her role from Machete in the film’s sequel, Machete Kills, that’s not happening, but director Robert Rodriguez has revealed a few… Continue Reading


Here’s the Scary Movie 5 Trailer to Lift Your Holiday Spirits

Source Name: MTV Source Url: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1699376/exclusive-scary-movie-5-trailer.jhtml Post Thumb: /jun12/sm5.jpg Of course Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan appear in the Scary Movie 5 trailer, which focuses its spoofs on the Paranormal Activity franchise and also offers nods to Inception and Black… Continue Reading


Producers Looking to Kill Machete Kills

Source Name: Deadline Source Url: http://www.deadline.com/2012/11/machete-producers-sue-to-kill-machete-kills-robert-rodriguez-danny-trejo-open-road/ Post Thumb: /apr12/machetes.jpg In the world of Machete nothing is ever easy for the blade-wielding Super-Mexican. Sure he gets all the babes in the movies, but in real life things aren’t as pleasurable. In… Continue Reading