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Zombie Confirms Tyrannosaurus Rex





Zombie's next film is Tyrannosaurus RexWell, we now officially know the name of the next Rob Zombie movie after The Haunted World of El Superbeasto is done, thanks to a recent posting on his MySpace page. The question is; will it be something horror fans care about?

STYD had a story the other day about the project, called Tyrannosaurus Rex, but no details were revealed about it. Since then the Net’s been all aflutter with talk of what it could be, if it was happening, what Zombie would do with dinosaurs, etc.

”I will tell you that it has nothing to do with dinosaurs,” he wrote on his blog update. Well, then, the mystery deepens! Tyrannosaurus Rex has a tentative release date of August 28th, 2009. You’ll know more when we do!

- Johnny Butane

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It's about a big retarded guy with a huge head and little gimpy arms. He goes around raping strippers, fisting them with his baby arms and eating them after he kills them.

And we're supposed to feel sorry for him because he's white trash and had a less than ideal upbringing.


Submitted by G.D. on Sat, 02/09/2008 - 11:33am.

It can't be Conan. This announcement came from The Weinstein Company. The Conan rights are currently owned by Nu Image & Lionsgate. So it isn't Conan. That doesn't mean he's not in the running to direct the Conan restart (as he's supposedly be having meetings with the producers), but it does mean that Tyrannosaurus Rex is not a Conan the Barbarian movie.

Of course, he could have been turned down for/gave up on Conan and just decided to make his own sword & sorcery flick instead....


Submitted by Caine Is Able on Sat, 02/09/2008 - 4:12am.
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It's a new Zombie white trash movie about an ex-porn starlet (played by Sherri Moon) and her ex-boyfriend, who claims she owes him money (played by Bill Mosley)...

I believe the film is actually going to be called "Tyra and her sore arse Rex".


Submitted by PelusaMG on Fri, 02/08/2008 - 9:26pm.
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I think josatana is right on this one.

It probably is Conan.


Submitted by RingoJ on Fri, 02/08/2008 - 5:48pm.
Terminal's picture

Hey Robbie? Who gives a fuck?! Stop trying to create viral shit.


Submitted by Terminal on Fri, 02/08/2008 - 5:13pm.

Some are saying that it's the code name for the new Conan movie...


Submitted by josatana on Fri, 02/08/2008 - 3:48pm.

That is a strange working title for a "C.H.U.D." remake.


Submitted by conundrum on Fri, 02/08/2008 - 1:50pm.
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Or for the sake of press...


Submitted by Johnny Butane on Fri, 02/08/2008 - 1:13pm.
Tsotha-lanti's picture

Huh. It's like Robbie is being cryptic just for the sake of being cryptic.


Submitted by Tsotha-lanti on Fri, 02/08/2008 - 1:09pm.

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