Twilight Dolls Coming Soon
December 4th, 2008
Well it was only a matter of time, wasn't it? Twilight dolls are now on their way so let's get ready to accessorize, shall we? *Cues the incessant and shrill swooning of fifteen-year-old girls everywhere*
The first two in this upcoming series to hit the market will be of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. Swan stands a whopping fifteen inches tall, and Cullen tips the scales at seventeen inches. Whether or not the Edward doll will sparkle when exposed to sunlight remains a mystery. Click the image below for more details and to pre-order now. The trading in of your manhood is non-refundable.
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Submitted by frank_dracman on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 9:02am.
LOL at the male character's hair. "Comes with his own hair gel, that you can use too!"
Submitted by HorrorMaven on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:02pm.
Exclusively at Hot Topic! Right?
Do they come with real intense staring action?
Submitted by FilmCritic3000 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:42pm.
And do they have SUPER EMO SPARKLE ACTION?
Submitted by Rottenjesus on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:51pm.