The Blackest Trailer

By Jon Condit
November 4th, 2006

My God, just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, the first full trailer for Glen Morgan’s Black Christmas remake is online. Remember when they were first talking about the movie and said the remake would give you a lot more information about serial killer Billy? If the trailer's any indication, they should’ve just changed the title to The Billy Show cause his name is mentioned so many goddamn times ... so much for keeping it a mystery like Bob Clark did in the original. Click here to see the badness for yourself.

- Johnny Butane